Monday, June 23, 2008

The 3 Legged Goat

I’d settled in to watch Kavan’s {smith} new movie and was 3/4’s of the way through when the family came in FREAKING out. Okay, okay, I’ll get up, what is it?

So they’d gone out to feed the wee goats their last bottle and one was hobbling around with 3 count them 3 legs. So what do they do? They assume that said goat has accidentally dismembered itself and that they MUST freak out.

I walk outside spend a moment and a half checking the area, NOPE! No leg. Okay onto the goat. Hmm thats rather odd, has there ALWAYS been a foot where your left ear belongs? No? Okay! So pick the wee kid up, gently remove the leg from its position across the back of her neck, and VOILA! a 4 legged goat. *shakes head* Family!

The kid is just fine today not having sustained any noticeable damage from the 'accident' yesterday.

3 comments:

lysambre said...

Hahahaha, good thing the goat was not hurt by her acrobatic streak ;).
I just can't help laughing like mad when I imagine your family thinking she had somehow dismembered herself ! Ahahahahahaha.

Tranny Head said...

Umm ... is it common for goats to do gymnastics? I'd freak out seeing a goat with a leg behind it's head ...

thekebun said...

Thanks for a good laugh!